Director Margaret Bowman will hold auditions Sunday, February 18, 1pm to 3pm and Monday, February 19, 6pm to 8pm in the May Pavilion for the upcoming play, “You Have the Right to Remain Dead.” All participants may audition either day and should enter through the front Pavilion doors. Auditioners will be asked to read directly from the script. 10 roles for the audience-participation comedy play will be cast:

CHARACTERS

HARNELL CHESTERTON….a pompous narrator, around 40, a man without an unexpressed thought

OFFICER BAINBRIDGE….a long-suffering police detective, 30s

BLANCHE LATOURE…..a rather frazzled director, 30s

ARNOLD TURNBULL/FAT DADDY….a large man, 40s

DORIS TURNBULL/SWEET MAMA….a selfish actress, 40s

LOIS JACOBSEN/SAVANNAH/MAN 1….a coltish woman, late 20s

STEVE RANDALL/EARL/MAN 2….a newcomer to the group, 20s

LEIGH DORSETT/HYACINTH….business-like, 20s

AJAX CONROY/CLETE/MAN 3….not too bright, 20s

TRUDY MARSH….the ultimate “techie,” a teenager

Sunday, Feb 18 1pm to 3pm & Monday, Feb 19 6pm to 8pm